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'''Calvin J. Candie''' (''June 6, 1821 - May 5, 1859'') was the [[wikipedia:Francophile|Francophile]] owner of the plantation [[Candyland]] and the initial main antagonist of [[Django Unchained]].
I TOT I THAW A PUDDY TAT!!!AHAHAHAHAHA!! SUGAR AND TEA WILL MAKE YOU A RUTHLESS PINKIE PIE AKA DOLORES "MADAM DIABETES" UMBRIDGE! The other hand was not able to make this happen! I'm not a big fan of your website. I'm an unstable girl! I'm going to have a nice sauteed human steak!Haha!!Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
 
   
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Calvin Candie is one of the villians in ''Django Unchained''. He owns the fourth largest cotton plantation in Mississipi which he calls '''Candyland'''. Calvin Candie gets his wealth from three sources; the cotton from his plantation, which is his sole legitimate source of income. His other two are forcing male slaves to participate in brutal wrestling matches called Mandingo fights, and charging admission for spectators to come watch these fights. Calvin shows great joy in watching Mandingo fight displayed for the amusement of onlookers, despite the fact that these fights are damaging the health of his slaves and rendering them unfit to harvest cotton or any other jobs that needs to be done, which is directly hurting production of his plantation. Calvin even feeds a slave to dogs for refusing to fight any more of these gladiatorial battles. Calvin is only slightly less cruel to female slaves, assigning the older and homelier women to either harvesting cotton or housekeeping, but taking young attractive slave women to be prostituted in a brothel he also owns called the Cleopatra Club.
And by the way, there's a scammer in your phone. Get ready to be trolled all over again!HAHA!!!!!!!!!!
 
   
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His friend is [[Stephen]], a slave who caters to his every need to the detriment of his fellow slaves.  An odd thing about him is he insists on being called Monsieur when he doesn't know a word of French. His father owned the ranch and he grew up on it his whole life. Until his death, he was the owner of Django's wife Brunhilda von Schaft.
Enjoy your stay at the toyshop.I have to go to the centre of the Earth. I have to be a fictional character named Addressee. I'm going to get a new message. I'm not saying anything else you'd like to know. I'm not going anywhere else.Who is the best? Me!!!! The celebrations soon to be held at the end of the month are not possible. I'm not going to be able to fart on the third floor. I will have a good time and I don't think I'll have to be grumpy.Hippopotamuses!They make sure you are interested in Scrabble! The place in my butt is not available for your stay today.Your homework was eaten by your parents! I'm pulling my teeth out for the third time! I will be going through my emails and attachments if you want me to. I have been working with your parents to help my clients and customers.Hast thou farted in his own face?I thinkest not because thou hast no butt. There is a crazy dragon and I don't like it because it is annoyingly destructive. I'm going to cut it up and turn it into a sauteed dragon steak which might even taste delicious. I am looking for a place to fart in peace as I don't want to be disturbed when doing so.The only thing that makes sense here is that nothing makes sense unless you want it to make sense.Clever,right?Well,anyway, you have to be able to get the fundings for the classes or else you will suffer.I am going to cut you into pieces along with the sauteed dragon steak for dinner. The place for partying with your parents and children is not available for you.You have been trolled. I'm going to yell and  wake my pet cat up. I'm not sure if you want me to send you an email. I will have a great time with you. I'm so fancy. I will become a great big moron. I have been working with your family and they'll have to go to bed early. I will be due shortly after. I'm going to get a new massage. Dragons is stupid and they're supposed to jumble eggs up. Fie upon thine arse! I am not a big arse, but a farting one! I would love to kiss my own arse as I love its smell! I'm going to have a nice surprise from the dead people who have contributed a lot of money. You and the other man's underpants have a nice smell.Chocolates!They make you feel like a deranged Tweety Bird!I haz woken mah kitty up!Meow!Meow!Meow!Meow!Meow!Meow!Meow!
 
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==History==
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===Meeting Django and Schultz===
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When [[Django]] and [[King Schultz|Schultz]] arrive at yoza ''Cleopatra Club*'', they are taken to the bar to meet Candie, who is watching two muscular slaves fight to the death. After the winning slave kills the losing slave (a rule that is part of the slave fight), Candie congratulates him and rewards him a drink. When Django meets Candie, he antagonizes him since he is [[Broomhilda|Broomhida]]'s owner. Schultz reminds him not to make Candie suspicious to which Django retorts that he is only trying to play the part. The duo begins a deal to purchase one of the fighting slaves as a coverage for rescuing Brunhilda.
   
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===Journey to Candyland===
I TOT I THAW A PUDDY TAT!!!AHAHAHAHAHA!! SUGAR AND TEA WILL MAKE YOU A RUTHLESS PINKIE PIE AKA DOLORES "MADAM DIABETES" UMBRIDGE! The other hand was not able to make this happen! I'm not a big fan of your website. I'm an unstable girl! I'm going to have a nice sauteed human steak!Haha!!Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
 
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As the duo travel to Candyland, Django is riding horseback alongside Candie's hired white men while the fighter slaves walk on foot and Schultz is invited to share the carriage with Candie and his lawyer. During their travel, they meet up with slavers and hounds surrounding a tree in which a slave named [[D'Artagnan]] has climbed. Candie orders the slavers and hounds to remains quiet as he immediately speaks to D'Artagnan. Candie taunts him for his attempted escape and the slave reveals that he couldn't handle fighting anymore, even though he claimed he had won three matches. Candie reveals that D'Artagnan can't retire until he has won five fights in a row in order to recoup his investment for $500. Candie then orders the slavers to release their hounds to tear D'Artagnan into pieces, much to Django and Schultz's shock. Later, they travel directly to Candyland and meets with [[Stephen]], who is the only slave who dishabits his fellow slaves and is staunchly loyal to Candie. Stephen announces to Candie that Brunhilda has tried to escape and is captured for which she has been locked in a box outside since morning. Candie orders his men to release her and get her dressed. Django watches as his screaming wife is taken in the house.
   
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===Dinner===
And by the way, there's a scammer in your phone. Get ready to be trolled all over again!HAHA!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Candie, with his injured hand now bandaged after smashing a glass, is paid $12,000 by Schultz and signs a release form for Brunhilda von Schaft, making her a free woman. As Schultz turns to leave, Candie has one final thought: to shake Schultz's hand. Schultz refuses multiple times, but Candie insists, claiming that a deal in the South is not considered complete without a handshake. He orders one of his men to shoot Brunhilda should Schultz not comply. Schultz approaches Candie but draws his sleeve gun instead, shooting Candie in the chest, who stares at his wound wordlessly before dropping dead. Schultz then apologizes to Django before he is shot to death by Candie's guard [[Butch Pooch]] (who would later get shot to death by an angry Django) leading to a bloody gunfight as Stephen mourns and cries over his master's body. Eventually, he is buried within a casket at his funeral.
   
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== Quotes ==
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"Gentlemen, you had my curiosity, but now you have my attention"
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"Jesus Christ, Stephen! What is the point of having a nigger that speaks German if you can't wheel 'em out when you have a German guest"
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Revision as of 14:27, 13 February 2020

Calvin J. Candie (June 6, 1821 - May 5, 1859) was the Francophile owner of the plantation Candyland and the initial main antagonist of Django Unchained.

Calvin Candie is one of the villians in Django Unchained. He owns the fourth largest cotton plantation in Mississipi which he calls Candyland. Calvin Candie gets his wealth from three sources; the cotton from his plantation, which is his sole legitimate source of income. His other two are forcing male slaves to participate in brutal wrestling matches called Mandingo fights, and charging admission for spectators to come watch these fights. Calvin shows great joy in watching Mandingo fight displayed for the amusement of onlookers, despite the fact that these fights are damaging the health of his slaves and rendering them unfit to harvest cotton or any other jobs that needs to be done, which is directly hurting production of his plantation. Calvin even feeds a slave to dogs for refusing to fight any more of these gladiatorial battles. Calvin is only slightly less cruel to female slaves, assigning the older and homelier women to either harvesting cotton or housekeeping, but taking young attractive slave women to be prostituted in a brothel he also owns called the Cleopatra Club.

His friend is Stephen, a slave who caters to his every need to the detriment of his fellow slaves.  An odd thing about him is he insists on being called Monsieur when he doesn't know a word of French. His father owned the ranch and he grew up on it his whole life. Until his death, he was the owner of Django's wife Brunhilda von Schaft.

History

Meeting Django and Schultz

When Django and Schultz arrive at yoza Cleopatra Club*, they are taken to the bar to meet Candie, who is watching two muscular slaves fight to the death. After the winning slave kills the losing slave (a rule that is part of the slave fight), Candie congratulates him and rewards him a drink. When Django meets Candie, he antagonizes him since he is Broomhida's owner. Schultz reminds him not to make Candie suspicious to which Django retorts that he is only trying to play the part. The duo begins a deal to purchase one of the fighting slaves as a coverage for rescuing Brunhilda.

Journey to Candyland

As the duo travel to Candyland, Django is riding horseback alongside Candie's hired white men while the fighter slaves walk on foot and Schultz is invited to share the carriage with Candie and his lawyer. During their travel, they meet up with slavers and hounds surrounding a tree in which a slave named D'Artagnan has climbed. Candie orders the slavers and hounds to remains quiet as he immediately speaks to D'Artagnan. Candie taunts him for his attempted escape and the slave reveals that he couldn't handle fighting anymore, even though he claimed he had won three matches. Candie reveals that D'Artagnan can't retire until he has won five fights in a row in order to recoup his investment for $500. Candie then orders the slavers to release their hounds to tear D'Artagnan into pieces, much to Django and Schultz's shock. Later, they travel directly to Candyland and meets with Stephen, who is the only slave who dishabits his fellow slaves and is staunchly loyal to Candie. Stephen announces to Candie that Brunhilda has tried to escape and is captured for which she has been locked in a box outside since morning. Candie orders his men to release her and get her dressed. Django watches as his screaming wife is taken in the house.

Dinner

Candie, with his injured hand now bandaged after smashing a glass, is paid $12,000 by Schultz and signs a release form for Brunhilda von Schaft, making her a free woman. As Schultz turns to leave, Candie has one final thought: to shake Schultz's hand. Schultz refuses multiple times, but Candie insists, claiming that a deal in the South is not considered complete without a handshake. He orders one of his men to shoot Brunhilda should Schultz not comply. Schultz approaches Candie but draws his sleeve gun instead, shooting Candie in the chest, who stares at his wound wordlessly before dropping dead. Schultz then apologizes to Django before he is shot to death by Candie's guard Butch Pooch (who would later get shot to death by an angry Django) leading to a bloody gunfight as Stephen mourns and cries over his master's body. Eventually, he is buried within a casket at his funeral.

Quotes

"Gentlemen, you had my curiosity, but now you have my attention"

"Jesus Christ, Stephen! What is the point of having a nigger that speaks German if you can't wheel 'em out when you have a German guest"

Triviadffd